niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
(via satansblogger)
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
(via pitchasnshit)
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop, via alegbra)