niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

(via satansblogger)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via pitchasnshit)

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop, via alegbra)